What a wild ride Dogecoin has been on. It started as a meme currency made to poke fun at Bitcoin. Then TikTok got a hold of it and tried to make it boom. Then porn star, Angela White tweets about Dogecoin and gets it to rise (hehehehe).
Now, I have to justify how I, a 26-year old bartender, am smarter than the billionaire owner of the Mavericks, Mark Cuban.
Cuban recently announced that fans will be able to buy merch and tickets using Dogecoin.
Once again, not an economic genius, but….
That shit doesn’t add up.
Sure, fork over all of your Dogecoin to Cuban. Dude’s a genius and he’s just going to win either way.
Either you fork over all your Dogecoin for Mavericks merch and he gets rich when it booms, or you pay him with real life adult money, and he makes money.
Mark Cuban you win the economy, congrats you genius son of a bitch. Wanna invest in a low level sports blog?
2020 has been hard for a lot of people. A ton of us have gained a ton of weight during quarantine.
I can breathe knowing that James Harden currently looks like the dude that hangs out at the YMCA and tries to hop in every pick up game because he “Coulda been in the league if it wasn’t for my damn knee…”
Oddly specific right?
I know he wants a trade and he took some time away from the team blah blah blah, BUT WHO THE FUCK IS THIS MAN?
This is James Harden.
This isn’t James Harden
I MEAN DAMN.
He’s the hero we’ve needed. This man ins a professional athlete at the top of his game. He looks like us. He is US. WE ARE HIM. WE ARE US?
This kind of thing happens all the time. Sure he’s getting roasted online, but that’s just the cycle. He’s going to get back in shape, end up in Miami, and fail in the playoffs. It’s the new Harden cycle.
You might remember the article I wrote about the fact that players in their bubbles need to uhh… “release”
Never. Ever. Not in a million years. Would I expect this story to come out of that same idea (awful choice of words).
Apparently, some IG model named Aliza was snuck into the Suns Hotel and felatioed, gave felatio, uhhh screw it. She blew 7 Suns players at the same time.
Note. The Celtics chose to play dodgeball and bowl together for bonding. The Suns got simultaneous head. One of those teams went undefeated. They also, didn’t make the playoffs so you win some you lose some.
There’s not much else to say about this whole situation so I’m going to list off some James jokes.
-I bet the Suns thought they would only be tested for COVID, boy were they wrong!
– I guess you can call them the rising Suns. (Boner joke)
-I wonder who called her over, who do you think was the Booker. 👀
-its a shame they didn’t make the playoffs, that really Blows.