Man, was today a confusing day to be a Patriots fan. Jeff Darlington of ESPN reported that he would be “stunned if Brady went back to New England”. Karen Guregian of the Boston Herald said that her sources told her that New England hadn’t reached out to Brady, and that it was highly unlikely that anything was going to happen anytime soon. Soon after, Ian Rappaport tweeted out that New England still viewed Brady as their guy. Read the tweet below:
What in the hell is going on? Is Brady in, or is he out? Listen here my peeps. This is nothing new from me. I have always been on the side of leaving. Let’s be logical here. As Patriots fans, do we want to keep doing this every time a contract extension comes up? Brady is playing until 45. End of story. It’s either the team pays him, or they move on. All of this shit is about creating leverage or a smokescreen, if you will. I’m already on to the next thing, and you guys should be too. He had his farewell tour with his last Super Bowl. The team tried getting him weapons last year, but they didn’t pan out. That happens in any sports league. The way this season shook out told me that Brady wants to act like a diva now. IF YOU CARE ABOUT WINNING, STAY, WIN THAT 7th RING, AND FUCKING RETIRE. Like I’ve said before, it’s not about the ring anymore for Brady.
Now, in a previous article, which you can read here, I wanted you guys to calm down, and just appreciate Mr. Brady for all of his accomplishments. I still want you to appreciate what you had. Appreciate the hell out of it. Did you do that? Good! Now it’s all gone. The glory days are over. It’s time to move on. I’ve had enough of this pussy footing around between both sides. Make up your damn minds already. Brady can do whatever the hell he wants for all I care, I just want him to be straightforward. Clearly, and I mean CLEARLY, neither side has talked. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be getting a change in story every ten fucking seconds.
EARTH TO NEW ENGLAND? We are an intelligent people! We need to wake up and start looking forward. Personally, I wouldn’t mind if they got Teddy Bridgewater in here. He’s a serviceable quarterback, who has played under Drew Brees, and can manage an offense. Or we can ride Jarrett Stidham until we can groom the next quarterback. That’s exactly what we need. Until Emperor Bill can find the next chosen one. In Bill we trust, right? I wouldn’t be so sure about that either, because believe it or not, Billy o Boi is a MEDIOCRE GM. Yes, I said mediocre. He has had some questionable draft decisions. That’s a different story for a different day. However, don’ just expect Belichick to make the right choice. There is uncertainty.
It’s ok to be scared, New England. Welcome to the real world of NFL football. We have been so comfy cozy riding our winning laurels that I think it’s time for a massive shakeup. MOVE ON FROM BRADY. We need to see what our lives are like without him. We are going to be just fine. But I’ve had just enough of this indirect fighting between Brady and the Patriots. Like everyone’s favorite Josh Brolin character Thanos, I’m about to snap. I’m also huge, purple, and want to wipe out half of the universe, so there’s that. No matter what, we will have the championships. All 6 will be safe and sound at Patriots place no matter where Brady decides to go. Don’t worry though, Soggi Boi is here to comfort you no matter what.